… whispers sweet nothings;
Warrant out for horse sex accused
An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.
Joseph Squires, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
The 66-year-old was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
BBC News
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Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who one day asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said, “NO!”
And the handsome prince lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing & hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer & scotch, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up, picked [...]
A guy was riding his motorcycle along the A259 between Bexhill and St Leonards on the English South coast, when suddenly the clouded sky above his head parted and a booming voice said. “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in many ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The chap pulled over, thought about it, and said, “Well, erm, God, how about you build a bridge between here and Brittany so I can ride over any time I want!”
The Big Fella said: “Your request is somewhat materialistic, I mean think of the enormous challenge for that kind of undertaking; the foundations, the supports required reaching the bottom of the channel, and the concrete and steel it would take, not to mention the man hours required for such a feat! The materials would probably exhaust several natural resources. Continue reading this item…
… in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals, descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, “he’s behind you!” … [...]
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while out shopping.
Simply dropping into my local Tesco in Blackpool for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you, or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works: Continue reading this item…
If, like me, you enjoy language, particularly the idiosyncrasies of English, then you’ll probably appreciate these;
* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
* A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
* Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. Continue reading this item…
So the Michael Jackson roller coaster has stopped. Looks like he got enough.
Apparently he died after walking into a pub in Paisley and saying “Do you wanna be starting something?” We can all learn something from Michael’s life. For example, it looks like oxygen tents are a big waste of money. Continue reading this item…
‘Jack Frost’ in Hot Water
Yet more nonsense;