Rand Hobart's Random Homilies » FFS http://blog.randhobart.org.uk Between outraged ranting and mediocre mundanity is the time I'm allowed... Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:16:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bastard Babylon Buffoons http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:23:00 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7407 The filth really are scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is an example of the intelligence and application of ‘The Law’ (as opposed to ‘their law’) we can expect from a Metropolitan Police Inspectors these days.

What a bunch of utter and totally retarded cunts.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/feed/ 0 Are there any non-criminals left in the UK!?!!? http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/12/10/are-there-any-non-criminals-left-in-the-uk/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/12/10/are-there-any-non-criminals-left-in-the-uk/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:21:07 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6385 A libertarian coalition is emerging in the US to resist an ever expanding statute book. The need is just as urgent here

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/12/10/are-there-any-non-criminals-left-in-the-uk/feed/ 0 The Law is Most Definitely an Ass… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/#comments Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:39:57 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6175 WFT!!

Ex-soldier Faces Jail for Handing in Gun

A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for “doing his duty”.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/feed/ 0 The Dell Saga… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/06/06/the-dell-saga/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/06/06/the-dell-saga/#comments Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:00:14 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=4126 Following the death of my previous 5-6 year old Dell PC – Dimension 8400 – I had to get a new one, tout de suite!

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/06/06/the-dell-saga/feed/ 0 Nigerian car thief turns into sheep http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/30/nigerian-car-thief-turns-into-sheep/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/30/nigerian-car-thief-turns-into-sheep/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:46:22 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=170 Swiftly cuffed in vigilante ovine suppression op

We’re not quite sure what to make of this report in Nigeria’s Vanguard, but it appears that police in Ilorin, Kwara State, are holding in custody a chap who tried to steal a Mazda, transformed himself into a sheep and was seized by vigilantes in a swift ovine [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/30/nigerian-car-thief-turns-into-sheep/feed/ 0 Universal thaws out The Thing http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/universal-thaws-out-the-thing/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/universal-thaws-out-the-thing/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:44:03 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=168 ‘You gotta be fu*king kidding’

Variety has confirmed chilling rumours that Universal was planning to remake The Thing – a project described as a “re-imagining” of the classic which first hit the big screen in 1951 and resurfaced in John Carpenter’s excellent 1982 adaptation.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/universal-thaws-out-the-thing/feed/ 0 The A-Team flies into Hollywood http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/the-a-team-flies-into-hollywood/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/the-a-team-flies-into-hollywood/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:41:50 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=166 I ain’t goin’ on no adaptation, fool!

Twentieth Century Fox has enlisted director Joe Carnahan to bring 1980s TV series The A-Team to the big screen, Variety reports.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/01/29/the-a-team-flies-into-hollywood/feed/ 0 John Sweeney http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2008/03/22/john-sweeney/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2008/03/22/john-sweeney/#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:05:45 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=213 BBC Journalist did a doc on the Church of Scientology and their (alleged) methods and practices. Throughout he was observed and interfered with by CoS personnel.

Finally, JS lost his cool – and who wouldn’t under the circumstances.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2008/03/22/john-sweeney/feed/ 0 An Obituary http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/01/01/an-obituary/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/01/01/an-obituary/#comments Sat, 01 Jan 2000 00:01:04 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6428 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/01/01/an-obituary/feed/ 0 Justice. American Style… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1997/11/01/justice-american-style/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1997/11/01/justice-american-style/#comments Sat, 01 Nov 1997 21:57:12 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=1024 I often wonder what might have happened if the Third George hadn’t lost The Americas, along with his marbles. What a different world we may be living in now.

Louise Woodward           –           O J Simpson

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