Rand Hobart's Random Homilies » drugs http://blog.randhobart.org.uk Between outraged ranting and mediocre mundanity is the time I'm allowed... Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:16:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bread Should be a Class ‘C’ Substance! http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/10/bread-should-be-a-class-c-substance/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/10/bread-should-be-a-class-c-substance/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:00:11 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7584 Physics 1021: Bread Is Dangerous

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/10/bread-should-be-a-class-c-substance/feed/ 0 Oh Go On, Just One More… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:17:33 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=5853 Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Watch more Funny Videos

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/feed/ 0 Pet head? American fined for smoking cat! http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/03/04/pet-head-american-fined-for-smoking-cat/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/03/04/pet-head-american-fined-for-smoking-cat/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:38:34 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=2103 Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke ‘Lots of people do this, I’m just the first to get caught’

A man who stuffed his girlfriend’s cat into a marijuana bong said he had done it on other occasions and it had calmed the cat down.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/03/04/pet-head-american-fined-for-smoking-cat/feed/ 0 A is for Ecstasy http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/02/11/a-is-for-ecstasy/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/02/11/a-is-for-ecstasy/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:35:27 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=1099 Advisory council recommends removing drug from category that includes LSD, heroin, cocaine and crack

The home secretary, Jacqui Smith, was today accused by her most senior expert drugs adviser of making a political decision in rejecting the scientific advice to downgrade ecstasy from a class A drug.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2008/12/08/side-effects/feed/ 0 Eric Reminisces about the 80s http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2006/07/21/eric-reminisces-about-the-80s/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2006/07/21/eric-reminisces-about-the-80s/#comments Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:02:08 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=2994 My memory is a tad hazy – goes with the territory – so anything I come up with should be checked before you use it, as I’m sure you would anyway.

In terms of the media itself, Fleet Street lost it’s status as the centre of the newspaper industry with the majors relocation to [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2006/07/21/eric-reminisces-about-the-80s/feed/ 0 Cocaine Day at Royal Ascot http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2001/06/21/cocaine-day-at-royal-ascot/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2001/06/21/cocaine-day-at-royal-ascot/#comments Thu, 21 Jun 2001 17:08:52 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=473 Evening Standard, London 

‘Cocaine is being taken in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot, an Evening Standard investigation reveals today. 

‘Our inquiries uncovered evidence that the class-A drug was being taken yards from where the Queen, the Queen Mother, Princle Charles and Zara Phillips entertain guests. 

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2001/06/21/cocaine-day-at-royal-ascot/feed/ 0 Hold That Thought… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/07/02/hold-that-thought/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/07/02/hold-that-thought/#comments Sun, 02 Jul 2000 16:00:28 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=428 Well, it’s turned out to be quite a glorious day. I awoke at 10:40, having retired around 03:00, but felt I needed a little more sleep. Not wholly tired I tossed and turned for a little over 2 hours, rising around 13:00.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/07/02/hold-that-thought/feed/ 0 Remaining in Hades http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/03/01/remaining-in-hades/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/03/01/remaining-in-hades/#comments Wed, 01 Mar 2000 10:19:06 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=490 Well, this one started at approximately 01:00 hrs on 1st May 2000. Gunner and I were exchanging text messages and we managed to wander off into an alternative reality. A reality where neither of us, nor our contemporaries had made the choices we had, but instead of departing the town of our youth, had [...] Related posts:
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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2000/03/01/remaining-in-hades/feed/ 0 Millennium http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/12/28/millennium/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/12/28/millennium/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 1999 00:04:15 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=470 AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY…

 english. 

Let’s talk about the weather. The systems fucked. It’s October in England and it’s still T-shirt time-ish. What the fuck’s goin’ on, mush? Actually, I know what’s happenin’. Consider the fact that the whole of the universe exists in my mind, [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/12/28/millennium/feed/ 0 The Joint is Jumping http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/10/02/the-joint-is-jumping/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/10/02/the-joint-is-jumping/#comments Sat, 02 Oct 1999 23:53:14 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=460 William Seward Burroughs 1914 – 1997

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/10/02/the-joint-is-jumping/feed/ 0 It all began just before Xmas… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/01/01/it-all-began-just-before-xmas/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/01/01/it-all-began-just-before-xmas/#comments Fri, 01 Jan 1999 16:24:33 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=432 It all began just before Xmas, 1998; 

[What complete and utter bollox. Typical cliché].

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1999/01/01/it-all-began-just-before-xmas/feed/ 0 A Missive to Spiney… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1998/12/07/a-missive-to-spiney/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/1998/12/07/a-missive-to-spiney/#comments Mon, 07 Dec 1998 17:30:36 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=3008 RAND HOBART RUSSELL COURT BLOOMSBURY LONDON, WC1H 0LW 0171-837- / 0966- rand.h@******.net

YoHoHo & A bottle of Aprés Rasage? Large Kouros & Coke for me please!!

Spiney Norman Esq. St Anne’s-on-Sea? Lytham St Anne’s Lancashire FY-Summink or t’other.

7th December 1998 Bonjour! Spiney,

(Non. Non. Non). Hola! Spiney,

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