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Physics 1021: Bread Is Dangerous 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than [...] Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Watch more Funny Videos Government criticised over refusal to downgrade ecstasy Advisory council recommends removing drug from category that includes LSD, heroin, cocaine and crack The home secretary, Jacqui Smith, was today accused by her most senior expert drugs adviser of making a political decision in rejecting the scientific advice to downgrade ecstasy from a class A drug. [...] My memory is a tad hazy – goes with the territory – so anything I come up with should be checked before you use it, as I’m sure you would anyway. In terms of the media itself, Fleet Street lost it’s status as the centre of the newspaper industry with the majors relocation to [...] Evening Standard, London ‘Cocaine is being taken in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot, an Evening Standard investigation reveals today.
[...] Well, it’s turned out to be quite a glorious day. I awoke at 10:40, having retired around 03:00, but felt I needed a little more sleep. Not wholly tired I tossed and turned for a little over 2 hours, rising around 13:00. More guilt regarding my ongoing time wasting. However, now I sit on the [...] Well, this one started at approximately 01:00 hrs on 1st May 2000. Gunner and I were exchanging text messages and we managed to wander off into an alternative reality. A reality where neither of us, nor our contemporaries had made the choices we had, but instead of departing the town of our youth, had [...] AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY… english. Let’s talk about the weather. The systems fucked. It’s October in England and it’s still T-shirt time-ish. What the fuck’s goin’ on, mush? Actually, I know what’s happenin’. Consider the fact that the whole of the universe exists in my mind, [...] |
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Pet head? American fined for smoking cat!
Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke ‘Lots of people do this, I’m just the first to get caught’
A man who stuffed his girlfriend’s cat into a marijuana bong said he had done it on other occasions and it had calmed the cat down.
Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, Nebraska, said [...]