Physics 1021: Bread Is Dangerous
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Continue reading this item…
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My memory is a tad hazy – goes with the territory – so anything I come up with should be checked before you use it, as I’m sure you would anyway.
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Well, it’s turned out to be quite a glorious day. I awoke at 10:40, having retired around 03:00, but felt I needed a little more sleep. Not wholly tired I tossed and turned for a little over 2 hours, rising around 13:00.
More guilt regarding my ongoing time wasting. However, now I sit on the balcony, overlooking the canal, Regent canal, and the Southwest, West and Northwest of the city. Accompanied by some choice classics on the CD, and occasionally escorted through my mind by the sound of jets and helicopters overhead. Some fly close enough to visually greet the new arrivals.
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Well, this one started at approximately 01:00 hrs on 1st May 2000. Gunner and I were exchanging text messages and we managed to wander off into an alternative reality. A reality where neither of us, nor our contemporaries had made the choices we had, but instead of departing the town of our youth, had stayed there.
This then, is what we may have done had we not left in our early 20’s to discover ourselves. I would say discover our real selves, but maybe we are not now our real selves, maybe we left our real selves behind in the seaside Mecca of the north west; Blackpool.
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY…
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Let’s talk about the weather. The systems fucked. It’s October in England and it’s still T-shirt time-ish. What the fuck’s goin’ on, mush? Actually, I know what’s happenin’. Consider the fact that the whole of the universe exists in my mind, (and yours too). I think that I’m losing track of the weather system here on Earth because I’m too pre-occupied with other concepts. (Such as; does my flat exist when I’m not there?) Plus, a global increase in narco-related activities! It’s the collective part of our consciousness that is neglecting the collective part of our existence. Or something like that. Anyhoo, I feel for sure that the end of the decade, century, millennia will be significant.
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Pet head? American fined for smoking cat!
Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke
‘Lots of people do this, I’m just the first to get caught’