Rand Hobart's Random Homilies » arseholes http://blog.randhobart.org.uk Between outraged ranting and mediocre mundanity is the time I'm allowed... Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:16:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 BT. Shyster Gimp Felchers! http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/30/bt-shyster-gimp-felchers/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/30/bt-shyster-gimp-felchers/#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:48:08 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7641 Moved in to new house on Friday: Removals were brilliant, excellent service, attitude, etc, etc. Even fitted washing machine for us. Worth every penny (plus handsome gratuity).

Then comes the task or arranging furniture, and sorting re-sorting ‘stuff’. First things first though, build the beds!

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/08/30/bt-shyster-gimp-felchers/feed/ 0 Care in the Community Pig in Toronto http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/07/14/care-in-the-community-pig-in-toronto/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/07/14/care-in-the-community-pig-in-toronto/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:19:54 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7460 What an absolute cunt of cretin this copper is…

Stick a  retard in a  uniform it’s still just a retard, only it’s wearing a uniform. Still, he was such a chivalric retard, protecting the female officer next to him who clearly was so incapable to speak for, or [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/07/14/care-in-the-community-pig-in-toronto/feed/ 0 Bastard Babylon Buffoons http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:23:00 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7407 The filth really are scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is an example of the intelligence and application of ‘The Law’ (as opposed to ‘their law’) we can expect from a Metropolitan Police Inspectors these days.

What a bunch of utter and totally retarded cunts.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/06/30/bastard-babylon-buffoons/feed/ 0 Save Middlesex Philosophy (‘This is a Movement Now’) http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/05/27/save-middlesex-philosophy-this-is-a-movement-now/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/05/27/save-middlesex-philosophy-this-is-a-movement-now/#comments Thu, 27 May 2010 13:03:07 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7286 In late April 2010, Middlesex University decided to close down Philosophy, its highest research-rated subject; ever since, Middlesex students and staff, and many thousands of their supporters in the UK and around the world, have been battling to save it.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/05/27/save-middlesex-philosophy-this-is-a-movement-now/feed/ 0 Fuck the Motherfucker! Indeedy… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/04/30/fuck-the-motherfucker-indeedy/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/04/30/fuck-the-motherfucker-indeedy/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:37:54 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=7178

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2010/04/30/fuck-the-motherfucker-indeedy/feed/ 0 The Trash That Still Lives Next Door… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/15/the-trash-that-still-lives-next-door/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/15/the-trash-that-still-lives-next-door/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:48:31 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6178 Further to last weeks shenanigans, the twat next door was at it again last night – or rather this morning.

I’d got an early night, heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire at about 01.30. Come 04.00 I, unusually, had to get up for a pee. I noticed J wasn’t in bed.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/15/the-trash-that-still-lives-next-door/feed/ 0 The Law is Most Definitely an Ass… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/#comments Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:39:57 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6175 WFT!!

Ex-soldier Faces Jail for Handing in Gun

A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for “doing his duty”.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/14/the-law-is-most-definitely-an-ass/feed/ 0 The Trash That Lives Next Door… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/06/the-trash-that-lives-next-door/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/06/the-trash-that-lives-next-door/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:59:18 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=6103 Cunt next door has been burning shit in his back yard lately. Of course, November the 5th gave him another excuse to burn more. Fair enough, bonfire night, etc. He called at the front (with ‘his’(?) 5-6 year old boy in tow) and offered to burn some of the stuff that’s accumulated in our back [...] Related posts:
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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/11/06/the-trash-that-lives-next-door/feed/ 0 Oh Go On, Just One More… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:17:33 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=5853 Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Watch more Funny Videos

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/10/15/oh-go-on-just-one-more/feed/ 0 How One Dreadful Article Led to a Delight… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/28/how-one-dreadful-article-led-to-a-delight/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/28/how-one-dreadful-article-led-to-a-delight/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:00:48 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=4843 Today I kick started my TweetDeck for the first time in quite a while. Sniffing around I came across a Tweet from Charlie Brooker;

Can I be the latest to point out that @Herring1967 is about as racist as Shami Chakrabarti? ‘New Offenders’, my tits.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/28/how-one-dreadful-article-led-to-a-delight/feed/ 0 White Noise of Ineffective Governance… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/19/white-noise-of-ineffective-governance/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/19/white-noise-of-ineffective-governance/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:33:27 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=4360 I’m not a tabloid reader, and I’m no fan of the Daily Wail (or it’s mutton readership) but, SWMBO spotted this piece by Liz Jones which made me smile a smile of kinship;

I’d rather die young than live to 90 in this soup of bossiness

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/19/white-noise-of-ineffective-governance/feed/ 0 United Breaks Guitars http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/18/united-breaks-guitars/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/18/united-breaks-guitars/#comments Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:05:02 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=4390 I’m no country fan, but this is a cracking protest song;

And a response;

Have to say I find United’s alleged behaviour and buck-passing indicative of many large corporation’s attitudes toward their so-called customers.

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]]> http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/18/united-breaks-guitars/feed/ 0 Old Duffers… http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/06/old-duffers/ http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/2009/07/06/old-duffers/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:13:04 +0000 RandHobart http://blog.randhobart.org.uk/?p=4230 What it is with old duffers. It surprises me they’ve managed to live this long!

I’m talking about my mother in this instance.

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