Cunt next door has been burning shit in his back yard lately. Of course, November the 5th gave him another excuse to burn more. Fair enough, bonfire night, etc. He called at the front (with ‘his’(?) 5-6 year old boy in tow) and offered to burn some of the stuff that’s accumulated in our back yard – after Jaynee mentioned it in passing. I said ‘no thanks’, assuring him that it would be more trouble than it was worth, back gate being held up by the old fridge, etc.. Don’t want to find ourselves being indebted to the fucker.
Although I’m not an advocate of judging a book by its cover there are certain folk were their character oozes out of them like poison, and this guy would soon start to ask for favours; ‘Give us a lift to here, there…’ forever telling us how he’d got rid of the broken set of drawers from the yard, etc. No thank you.
Anyhoo, he had his bonfire, with fireworks and a small crowd of Neanderthal mates making a racket. It’s still going on, loud music, raucous behaviour, no doubt all pissed up cunts. It’s now 23.30 and they’re no sign of abatement. For once I wish it’d fucking piss down, not only disperse the trash but dowse the ember properly cos I bet that twat won’t think about that!
Hang on, he’s banging and clattering next door… and now he’s dragged something out of the house and is breaking it up in the yard and heaving it onto the fire. Great…
Cretin.
I wonder what the landlord would think about this moron burning the contents of the house?
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00.15 and the cunt’s mate has been in our yard grabbing old wood and breaking the garden furniture/table, knocking over planters and busting the gate wide open in his escape.
When confronted drunken apologies and excuses, ‘I told you I was having a bonfire!’, ‘I’m slightly inebriated’, etc. Like that gives the fucking spastic brained toss-pot the right to break and enter/trespass and help themselves to someone else property, albeit trash.
His response, well put in for some compo. Who the fuck from?Typical though, compo! At the risk of sounding snobbish I bet the fuckwit lives on swindled earnings and suspect benefit claims.
The utter cuntishness of the man, belligerence, ignorance, utterly selfish, thuggish and vile. If there were no consequence I’d happily slit his miserable throat and piss on the twat while he choked and drowned in his own blood.
J, when she saw the smashed table, said she was calling the police, at his point the twat was up on the wall being more than just a bit threatening. He just said, ‘Well call the police then’, he’s clearly not bothered and probably known to them.
We didn’t call them, reason being he’s the sort to make ones life an absolute nightmare if we did. Problem now is, if the filth do turn up he’s going to think it was us who made the call.
Absolute chav trash and living next door. The landlord needs his fucking head examining.
00.35 J’s gone to be, shaken. I’m gonna stay up and keep a vigil in case this freak next door does something regrettable.
I really fucking hate this country because it brings out the worst in me!
[Not the most eloquent piece of prose, but I'm somewhat riled, sorry.]
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