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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-10

RT @jupitusphillip: Men of a certain age playing old reggae tunes and chatting… Good fun -|- Sounds like a top night to me. # @wittertainment Is Nicholas cage becoming an overpaid Steven Segal…? in reply to wittertainment # @jupitusphillip Funny how ska-kids now look back to Madness, etc., were I looked back to Prince [...]

@stephenfry Suspected of Being Cult Leader

Police have put an arrest warrant out for @stephenfry as government officials have declared his Twitter following to be officially a cult.

PC Plod said today:

“The government science man involved gave us the following guidelines for identifying cults. We read this, looked some words up in the dictionary and then acted. Or maybe we [...]

‘I Arrest, Charge, Convict and Sentence You Under Section 76′

Photographers ‘guilty’ until proved innocent – Photographers hit by new law

On 16 February 2009, the right to take photographs in a public place was further restricted when the Counter Terrorism Act 2008 came into effect, writes lawyer Rupert Grey (pictured).

What the new law says; Section 76 of the newly introduced Terrorism Act [...]

My Son is Doomed…

Older fathers ‘hit brain power’

Children of older fathers perform less well in a range of brainpower tests during infancy and early childhood, a study found.

In contrast, children with older mothers did well on the tests, which assessed abilities such as memory, learning and concentration.

Experts believe mutations in a man’s sperm, which build [...]

The Old ‘me! Me!! ME!!!’ Duffers…

Just been listening to You & Yours on BBC Radio 4.

They had Gordon Brown (UK Prime Minister) in the studio fielding questions from listeners. What a great opportunity, thinks I, I shall have to listen to this…

But no, there’s some old trout with no apparent understanding of the financial system (I’m not purporting [...]

Is God a Man?

Isgodaman

Got a little problem so help me if you can The thing I wanna know is, is god a man? Does he get up in the morning and go for a piss Does he shave and strap a digital watch on his wrist and does the holy spirit ever need [...]