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@stephenfry Suspected of Being Cult Leader

Stephen Fry CaricaturePolice have put an arrest warrant out for @stephenfry as government officials have declared his Twitter following to be officially a cult.

PC Plod said today:

“The government science man involved gave us the following guidelines for identifying cults. We read this, looked some words up in the dictionary and then acted. Or maybe we acted first and then read this? I can’t remember. Anyway, it states: Continue reading this item…

‘I Arrest, Charge, Convict and Sentence You Under Section 76′

I'm Not a Terrorist

Photographers ‘guilty’ until proved innocent – Photographers hit by new law

On 16 February 2009, the right to take photographs in a public place was further restricted when the Counter Terrorism Act 2008 came into effect, writes lawyer Rupert Grey (pictured).

What the new law says;
Section 76 of the newly introduced Terrorism Act 2008 states: ‘A person commits an offence who elicits or attempts to elicit information about an individual who is or has been: a member of Her Majesty’s forces, a member of any of the intelligence services, or a constable, which is of a kind likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism, or publishes or communicates any such information.’ The law adds that a person found guilty of such an offence faces up to ten years in prison or a fine, or both.

The Home Office’s claim that it will not change anything is nonsense (see News, AP 21 February).

Under the existing law (Section 43, Terrorist Act 2000) the police can stop and search a person ‘whom he reasonably suspects’ to be a terrorist; he can also confiscate anything which he reasonably suspects may be evidence of terrorism.

There is an additional power (Section 44 of the 2000 Act) for a police constable to stop and search an individual – and confiscate an article – whether or not there are grounds to suspect a connection with terrorism, provided prior authority has been obtained. The authorisation must be confined to a geographical area and length of time.

The new offence created by the 2008 Act affects photographers in particular: it is now an offence to obtain or attempt to obtain ‘information’ about a police constable that is ‘likely to be useful’ to a terrorist. Photographs in which police constables can be identified are information. The Act is silent on whether Police Community Support Officers are included. Continue reading this item…

My Son is Doomed…

Older fathers ‘hit brain power’

Father & SonChildren of older fathers perform less well in a range of brainpower tests during infancy and early childhood, a study found.

In contrast, children with older mothers did well on the tests, which assessed abilities such as memory, learning and concentration.

Experts believe mutations in a man’s sperm, which build over time, may be a factor.

The University of Queensland study appears in the journal PLoS Medicine. Continue reading this item…

The Old ‘me! Me!! ME!!!’ Duffers…

Just been listening to You & Yours on BBC Radio 4.

They had Gordon Brown (UK Prime Minister) in the studio fielding questions from listeners. What a great opportunity, thinks I, I shall have to listen to this…

But no, there’s some old trout with no apparent understanding of the financial system (I’m not purporting to be any wiser myself) bemoaning the number of banks we have in this country – and not taking in a word Brown says in regard to the number of banks in other developed nations -i.e. we have relatively fewer banks. I mean, just look at the USA, seems every Tom, Dick, and Mary set up a ‘bank’ at some point! Continue reading this item…

Is God a Man?

Isgodaman

Got a little problem
so help me if you can
The thing I wanna know is,
is god a man?
Does he get up in the morning
and go for a piss
Does he shave and strap
a digital watch on his wrist
and does the holy spirit
ever need to take a crap
does he go down with the flu
and does he ever have the clap
has he got a flat in Chelsea on a million year lease
jacking up with Mary Whitehouse and the Chief of Police
Continue reading this item…