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We’re Bacteria in Their Stools…

Charlie Brooker reckons that;

Charlie BrookerTo politicians, we’re little more than meaningless blobs on a monitor. Bring on the summer of rage

We’re the ants in their garden. The bacteria in their stools. Politicians have nothing but contempt for us

Any abusive relationship tends to end with a long, slow phase of mounting disappointment followed by a sudden, irreversible snapping point. The descent to rock bottom may take years but when you get there, the force of impact still shocks, and it’s precisely this shock that gives you the strength to walk away. Take smoking, for instance. You can light up for years, hating yourself and the habit a little bit more with each accumulated puff, yet remain hopelessly locked in nicotine’s pointless embrace, until one day you find yourself scrabbling through the kitchen bin, picking potato peelings off a dog end because it’s 11pm and the shops are closed and GOD YOU NEED A FAG . . . when you catch sight of your sorry junkie-arsed reflection in the shiny bin lid and undergo an epiphany of self-disgust, vowing to quit there and then.
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‘Babylon’ Blag Blankets – Bastards!

Something is rotten in the state of Babylon!

Kent Police have been accused of “crossing a line” after it was revealed officers seized balloons and books at a power station protest camp.

Climate Camp ArrestMP David Howarth said police confiscated items to “intimidate” protesters at the Climate Camp in Kingsnorth near Hoo in August 2008.

A Freedom of Information Act request showed items taken included blankets, a walking stick, a clown outfit and soap.

Kent Police said their aim was to “enable a lawful and peaceful protest”.
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