@jupitusphillip Always give the subs more than they need. in reply to jupitusphillip # @jupitusphillip I knew a Mary Christmas – worked for London Graphics, W10. She wasn’t born Xmas, she became one, Married Peter Christmas. in reply to jupitusphillip # @louisebolotin Didn’t it land on Paxman’s desk…? Or was that one of my [...]


Travis the Chimp Murdered by Police!
A 200lb pet chimpanzee named Travis, who was computer savvy, toilet trained, and liked to drink wine from a stemmed glass, went on a crazed rampage yesterday which ended in tragedy.
Travis – a former star of TV commercials – mauled a woman who was visiting his owner, Sandra Herold, at her house in Stamford, [...]