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@jupitusphillip Always give the subs more than they need. in reply to jupitusphillip # @jupitusphillip I knew a Mary Christmas – worked for London Graphics, W10. She wasn’t born Xmas, she became one, Married Peter Christmas. in reply to jupitusphillip # @louisebolotin Didn’t it land on Paxman’s desk…? Or was that one of my [...]

Travis the Chimp Murdered by Police!

A 200lb pet chimpanzee named Travis, who was computer savvy, toilet trained, and liked to drink wine from a stemmed glass, went on a crazed rampage yesterday which ended in tragedy.

Travis – a former star of TV commercials – mauled a woman who was visiting his owner, Sandra Herold, at her house in Stamford, [...]

Porcine Porn Prohibited

Hundreds attend photographers’ rights protest

Hundreds of amateur and professional photographers this morning descended on Scotland Yard to take part in a mass picture-taking session in support of photographers’ right to take pictures in public.

Press photographers and enthusiasts are concerned that the Terrorism Act 2008, which comes into force today, will give police [...]

Hit & Run Drivers?

HMS Vanguard

A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was involved in a collision with a French nuclear sub in the middle of the Atlantic, the MoD has confirmed.

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