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Twitter Updates for 2009-01-31

@Wossy Jonathan, you mentioned the Johnny 7 yesterday – I coveted as a kid – do you remember the Secret Sam briefcase? http://bit.ly/3YvtYs in reply to Wossy # @katebevan Yes please, beats death any day… in reply to katebevan # @amandafrench We’d be cast adrift on the digital sea of woe awaiting a binary [...]

Who knows…

… might actually get round to posting something of value (to me at least)… In the meantime I have my head under the WP bonnet with a large wrench to hand.

Oh Bugger!

Google blacklists entire internet

Glitch causes world’s most popular search engine to classify all web pages as dangerous

Google placed the internet on a blacklist today after a mistake caused every site in the search engine’s result pages to be marked as potentially harmful and dangerous.

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Bobby Llewellyn’s ‘CarPool’ – Jonathan Ross

‘This week, Mr J Ross is the passenger.’

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-30

@giagia Ah the danger of re-viewing film & TV from days of yore. Some of it is just as good (Police Squad), some so bad it’s brilliant. in reply to giagia # @Ian_A Ah, explains ‘double secret probation’! Neidermeyer is such a dweeb… And that boy is a P I G hog. Belushi’s finest [...]

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-30

@stephenfry But could you eat a whole one…? :-Q in reply to stephenfry # @Wossy Cousin had Johnny 7 and refused to swap it for my Secret Sam briefcase… in reply to Wossy # Published a new post: 25 Things About You http://cli.gs/PYu6Dt # Published a new post: 100 Gags http://cli.gs/9N352t # [...]

Nigerian car thief turns into sheep

Swiftly cuffed in vigilante ovine suppression op

We’re not quite sure what to make of this report in Nigeria’s Vanguard, but it appears that police in Ilorin, Kwara State, are holding in custody a chap who tried to steal a Mazda, transformed himself into a sheep and was seized by vigilantes in a swift ovine [...]

Dimitri the Stud

What a conceited, desperate weasel…

I really, really hope ‘Olga’ didn’t ever get back to this freak.

Depressed Twitter addict fails to get suicide note down to 140 characters

A man whose life had been ruined by the social networking craze Twitter failed to end it all yesterday after he found himself unable to write a farewell message sufficiently concise to explain his reasons. Friends and associates of David Gough, 33, had been kept informed of his steady decline over the past few months, [...]

Hamas to broadcast BBC licence appeal

Hamas has agreed to run a controversial appeal on behalf of the BBC licence fee. The appeal, which has been criticised by many as ‘overtly political’, will be broadcast tomorrow on the one remaining television set in the Gaza Strip. The BBC licence fee has been the subject of heated political debate and many believe [...]